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In other news, a lot of people are still doing Pokémon GO wrong. Remember that distracted driving is no better than drunk driving. Besides doing your self an anti-favor, you could also potentially hurt someone else. Save it for red lights.

I'd also like to use this as post as an opportunity to brag about my awesome powers of foresight (though it's not so great for the sake of practicality) -- on March 9th, 2012, I figured that there really needed to be a psychic/electric type Pokémon, and wouldn't it be awesome if it just happened to be in the Pikachu-type evolution line in another generation:

 

Kupachu

(Emphasis on the 'a')

Electric/Psychic type

This Pokémon can usually be found where you'd least expect it. It's tail glows with a mysterious energy and seems to be the source of its psychic power. When agitated, it can also let loose powerful electricity from its tail.

Kupacho
(Emphasis on the 'a')

Electric/Psychic type

When Kupachu evolves, its body shrinks and it grows wings. Given enough practice, this Pokémon can fly among the best of them. Strong psychic and electrical power emanates from the glowing ball on its tail.

There are certainly much better "Fakémon" out there.

Lesson six: It will never stop being fun to pretend :]