Because I don't want to fall behind...

... I'll have to resort to a series of very short rants here:

1. If I had been paid $54.79 per day for four and a half years, corresponding to a modest college tuition of $20,000 per year, I would have been happier and potentially more productive.

2. Thank you, Bernie Sanders, for suggesting that college should be tuition-free.

3. Why is everything a scam?

4. Why can a word be trademarked or copyrighted?

5. What the heck is "intellectual property"?

6. The United States of American judicial system is less just than anarchy.

7. The Democratic party is less democratic than the Republican party.

8. Girls are weird.

9. People are dumb.

10. Fuck.