Friday, August 5, 2016

Life lessons just don't stop coming

Lesson one: It's not easy to make a quick buck when you're not scamming people.

Apparently you have to qualify for Google AdSense before you can use it.


Lesson two (actually potentially valuable to you):

IF SOMETHING SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, IT PROBABLY IS!

Nowadays more than 90% of the matches I get on Tinder are robots.

"I just broke up with my boyfriend. What are you looking for on Tinder?"

"I'm just looking to have some fun! I live ______. Let's meet up tonight!"

"I would feel much safer if you gave me your name and credit card information first. Forget the picture, that doesn't matter."

L-fucking-O-L

Be careful, people.

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